I stole this from ~AmyNChan (https://www.deviantart.com/amynchan) who stole it from :iconpinkharte:
Dear :icon14AmyChan:,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it September under the bus and I saw you pour syrup on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should know that I never openly mocked the Incarnation as an Eskimo.
Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Jenny
how to do this:
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1_